Lightsaber training began today. So far only lost one couch, three stuffed animals, and a rubber ball. All family members still intact.

Evil Overlord training continues. Driving lessons progressing well.

September 8, 2006

Evil Overlord training progressing slowly.

He can’t even hold his head up, let alone a weapon.

This may take longer than I thought.

Five months ago, a prophecy was revealed.

When the third child of the spear comes forth and unites it’s brethren the father shall wield them like unto a farmer with it’s spade, a tri-tipped spade. The father will reap the fields that had been planted by the spade and the earth shall lay fallow. In the time of the fallow earth, the children of god will seek solice in the arms of the father and find order at an end . . .

It is the conspiracy coming to fruition.

3rd child of spear, tri-tipped spade, planted fields by the spade. A spade is a shovel, and a shovel is no more than a big spoon. The tri-tipped spade . . . it’s a spork! And this whole conspiracy was just setting up for the arrival of the 3rd tine of the great spork, your child!

“In the arms of the father and find order at an end”. ORDER at an END. The end of order, leaves . . . k@os! Embrace it brother! Your time is at hand! But be wary, there are always those that would try to deny greatness, would deny your divinity. September will see the change in the seasons, earth will ‘fall’ and the winter will be dark and usher in a new age. As always, I remain your faithful servant. Hail to the Papalcy, glory be in your name.

The Constant

Say hello to your new lord and master.

Say hello to k@os Jr.

He’s not even born yet, and already I’m posting embarrasing pictures of him on the internet.

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