HUBZILLA:
For the first time in a while, we have absolutely no plans this weekend. No events, no parties, nothing. Heck, even the house is clean.
Looks like it’s going to be a perfect weekend!
If I do get bored, I can look online and read a bit of that leaked copy of Harry Potter 7. Then go into Borders at their midnight release party and yelling out the ending. Better have a good escape plan.
I don’t really want to look at those spoilers, since I pre-ordered mine. But it would still be fun to drive by the lines and shout out plausible scenarios. They’d still feel like their experience was ruined. Something like (NOT A REAL SPOILER!) “SNAPE DIES WHILE HELPING HARRY DEFEAT VOLDEMORT. IN HIS SACRIFICE TO SAVE RON & HERMIONE, HE MUST GIVE UP HIS ABILITY TO USE MAGIC.”
In one soundbite, I revealed Snape’s allegiance, who wins, who dies, and a stunning twist. Hmm, I need to work in what the last horcrux is.
k@os:
I still like “LILY HAD AN AFFAIR WITH SNAPE AND HE IS REALLY HARRY’S FATHER!” That would be fun to shout to the masses.
HUBZILLA:
I was going for something quasi-realistic, so they’d be outraged they got “spoiled”.
k@os:
I, personally, would lean more towards the ridiculous for sheer comic effect.
“DUMBLEDORE IS REALLY RON FROM THE FUTURE WHO TRAVELLED IN TIME VIA THE TIME TURNER TO HELP GUIDE HARRY AND CHANGE THE FUTURE!”
HUBZILLA:
“THERE WERE BORG CUBES FULL OF DEMENTORS, WHO WERE THWARTED BY THIS NEW CHARACTER…”
“HARRY POTTER WOKE UP AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM. HE STILL LIVES UNDER THE STAIRS!”
k@os:
“GANDALF IS APPOINTED NEW HEADMASTER OF HOGWARTS!”
HUBZILLA:
“HOGWARTS ENLISTS AID OF MUGGLE MARINE CORPS TO TAKE OUT DEATH EATERS!”
k@os:
Another future scenario:
“IN THE EPILOGUE, DRACO SENDS A TERMINATOR FROM THE FUTURE TO ELIMINATE HARRY AND HERMIONE’S SON BEFORE HE CAN GROW UPTO BECOME THE GREATEST AUROR OF ALLTIME! THIS SETS UP THE SEQUEL SEXTOLOGY ‘SIRIUS POTTER AND THE SORCERER OF SKYNET’”
