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November 26, 2005

“Open confession is good for the soul.”

Filed under: Meme — k@os @ 8:39 pm

What’s also good for it is if you mix Dungeness crab, lemon juice, basil, dijon, and black pepper. Place a scoop on the filet and wrap it up in a neat package. Bake, drizzle with basil aioli, and you’re good to go.

What? Oh. That’s SOLE.

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September 10, 2005

Meme, Myself, and I

Filed under: Meme — k@os @ 5:30 am

It’s been a while since a crappy meme has graced the pages of k@oticism. So, for lack of anything better to do and the want of a filler post, this one comes from tRenDyKinS.

The Number Meme

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10 Favorites

Favorite Colors: Black and shades of gray.
Favorite Food: Poke.
Favorite Band/Singer: Metallica. Since 1986.
Favorite Song: Currently, “Heaven” by Los Lonely Boys. Good memories of our Vegas trip.
Favorite Movie: The Boondock Saints.
Favorite Sport: To play? Basketball. To watch? Womens Pro Beach Volleyball .
Favorite Season: There are no seasons in Hawai’i. Even tourist season is all-year-long.
Favorite Day Of the Week: Now that I work Monday thru Friday? Friday.
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Triple-Fruit Sherbet.
Favorite Time of Day: When the kids are asleep.

9 Currents

Current Mood: Angst ridden.
Current Taste: Huh? Sour? How the fuck should I know. I’m not eating anything.
Current Clothes: T-shirt and jeans.
Current Desktop Picture:
Current Toenail Color: Is “toenail” a color?
Current Time: 5:30 am.
Current Surroundings: Home.
Current Annoyance(s): Sensationalist journalism.
Current Thought: “I should be sleeping.”

8 Firsts

First Best Friend: Heemanu72. Still best friends since Kindergarten.
First Kiss: Name withheld to preserve marital bliss.
First Screen Name: k@os. I’ve had it for over 10 years.
First Pet: Some dog named Sunshine when I was 5 years old. I didn’t name the dog.
First Piercing: Left earlobe.
First Crush: I don’t remember her name. Give me a break, it was the 1st grade.
First Music You Remember Hearing: Hawai’ian. Probably Hui Ohana.
First Car: A ‘95 Honda Civic. Red.

7 Lasts

Last Cigarette: Too goddamn long ago.
Last Drink: Budweiser.
Last Car Ride: Home from work on Friday.
Last Kiss: Before bed last night.
Last Movie Watched: Sahara.
Last CD Played: Some random mix that I burned.
Last Pee: 5:25 am.

6 Have You Evers

Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Yes. Three of them. I don’t speak to 2 anymore, and I’m married to the third.
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Heh.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nope.
Have You Ever Skinny-Dipped: Yes.
Have You Ever Been on TV: I think so. At the American Idol tryouts in Vegas.
Have You Ever Been Drunk: Recently?

5 Things

5 Things You’re Wearing: Boxers. A bored expression. It’s 5:30 in the morning what do you expect? A fucking suit and tie?
5 Things You Can’t Live Without
1. The wife.
2. The kids.
3. Wrestling.
4. Beer.
5. The computer.
5 Things You Do When You’re Bored
1. Stupid memes.
2. Blog.
3. Smoke.
4. America’s Army.
5. TV.
5 Things You Can Hear Right Now
1. Traffic.
2. PBS Kids. You didn’t think I’d be up this early because I wanted to did you?
3. Birds.
4. The kids.
5. The voices in my head telling me to kill again.
5 Things You Hate
1. Celine Dion.
2. Paris Hilton.
3. Bill O’Reilly.
4. Geraldo Rivera.
5. Reality TV.

4 Places You’ve Been

3 People You Can Tell Anything To

The wife.
Ciani.
Norsegod.

2 Choices

Black or White: Black.
Hot or Cold: Cold.

1 Thing You Want to Do Before you Die

A blonde .

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May 24, 2005

The Book Challenge

Filed under: Meme — k@os @ 4:44 pm

Tagged by Blondie, so here goes.

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May 4, 2005

Fat Dude’s Stupid Fucking Meme:

Filed under: k@os says . . ., Meme — k@os @ 9:48 am

This one is courtesy of Fat Dude. I’m not gonna tag anyone, he’s not gonna read it anyway.

1. If you could kill any celebrity by beating them with a book you own, which celebrity and book would it be?

Paris Hilton. And I’d beat her with any volume of the Encyclopedia. She could use the knowledge.

2. When you have sex, is there a certain TV show you like to sync the sex up with so that as you finish, the show begins? If so, which show?

WWE wrestling. There is NOTHING more important in life.

3. Is there a blog out there that you absolutely hate but are kind of afraid to say something on your own blog for fear that they’ll read it and come to kill you? If so, please share it with me. Don’t worry, no one reads this blog. And stop being so fucking polite for a change.

Crystal Clear. But I’m as afraid of her as I am of the Tooth Fairy. The ones I truly fear are Sigmund, Carl, and Alfred, but I love their blog. A bad review from them is the kiss of death. Although, it would probably bring more traffic in one day than I get in three months . . .

4. Finish this sentence — If one more person asks me to pass on a meme, I’m going to…

Pass it along like a good little sheep.

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April 26, 2005

Because a meme is a terrible thing to waste . . .

Filed under: Meme — k@os @ 5:56 am

Actually, no it ‘aint. But, as demonstrated before, I am sheep.

The idea is to pick 5 (see list at bottom) and complete the sentences, then pass this little meme on to 3 more ~~sheep~~ of your blog pals.

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April 16, 2005

I am sheep.

Filed under: Meme — k@os @ 7:25 pm

This came from 3T by way of Priss.

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What time is it?
5:00 pm HST.

Piercing?
One. But I think it closed.

Eye color?
Brown.

Place of birth?
Hilo, Hawai’i.

Favorite food?
Sushi, and a good bloody steak. Hawai’ian food. .

Ever been to Africa?
No.

Favorite clothing?
T-shirt, jeans, and boots.

Ever been toilet papering?
Yes.

Have you ever had a speeding ticket?
No. Not for lack of speeding though…

Been in a car accident?
3. One of them a head-on collision. Seat belts DO save lives. Click it or ticket you bastards.

Croutons or bacon bits?
Bacon bits.

Favorite day of the week?
Monday. Because of WWE Raw.

Favorite restaurant?
Malibu Chan’s,The Willows, and Big Island Steakhouse.

Favorite flower?
None.

Favorite sport to watch?
Baseball.

Favorite drink?
Budweiser.

Favorite ice cream?
Triple fruit.

Disney or Warner Bros?
Disney. Or Z will kill me.

Favorite fast food restaurant?
White Castle. Even though they don’t have one in Hawai’i, I have had White Castle burgers.

What Color is your bedroom carpet?
~~Brown.~~ Not sure now that I think of it. Is vomit a color?

How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
None.

Before this email, who was the last person you got an email from?
MiC-T. Although, technically, I did not get this via email.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit cards at?
Costco.

Favorite perfume?
For women? None. Doesn’t matter what a woman wears, the right woman can make any perfume smell good. Well, almost any perfume. As for men’s cologne? Joop.

What do you do most often when you are bored?
This blog.

Bedtime?
2:00 am usually.

Favorite TV show?
WWE Raw and Smackdown, Battlestar Galactica, The Amazing Race.

Last person you went out to dinner with?
Z.

Favorite Place?
Sitting on the toilet. I catch up on all my reading there.

What are you listening to right now?
Radio k@os.

What is your favorite color?
Black.

Lake, Ocean or river?
Ocean. I do live in Hawai’i.

How many tattoos do you have?
3.

Have you ever run out of gas?
In my car? No. I myself am always gassy.

Scrambled or fried eggs?
Fried. In a pan full of bacon grease. With the yolk oozing all over my bacon and rice.

What is the last book you read?
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Now a major motion picture!