TRIMSPA can kill you!
More fun with e-mail . . .
| k@os | People are officially no fun anymore. No one lets me talk shit about Anna Nicole. My thing is this: If you put your coked-out life on a reality show for everyone to see, you are officially fair game for the rest of us to exercise our freedom of speech on around water coolers. That, and apparently TRIMSPA can kill you. |
| Hubzilla | Oh dear lord. PLEASE tell me ANS is not the newest “taken before their time” martyr. First JFK, then MLK, then Kurt Cobain… now this. I refuse! This is your brain on drugs… six feet under. They’re all talking “conspiracy theory” over here. Yes, good idea: murder a very public person as part of your “secret plans”. |
| k@os | Interesting how western civilization has declined. Our martyrs used to be Kennedy and King. Now, Cobain and Smith. We’ve gone from murdered for their idealism to killing themselves with cocaine and heroine. Here’s hoping the American public doesn’t lament the loss of Paris Hilton and her contributions to society if she dies of asphyxiation from sucking too much dick. |
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| Hubzilla | Correction: King was murdered for his communism, not his idealism. |
| k@os | He was murdered by the secret spork society. |
| Hubzilla | I thought you wrote “spook society” Ha ha! Something’s fishy because she had a lot of money (or her baby does now). |
| k@os | Did she ever get the money from the old geezer she married? For love, of course. Not because he was a billionaire. I can understand how she may have sought solace from the death of her son by keeping herself in a chemically induced stupor, but what about your newborn? Apparently that child ranks a little lower on her “things I give a shit about” list. |
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| Hubzilla | To be honest, I never understood the rancor about a billionaire marrying Nicole. If I were that rich, I would certainly deserve a hot trophy wife. When I’m “amorously engaged” with my hot twenty-something, do I really care that she’s only in it for the money? |
| k@os | “Hot trophy wife” and Anna Nicole Smith contradict each other. |
| Hubzilla | Hot trophy wife in the mid-90s, that is. |
| k@os | Nope. Still a contradiction. |
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| Hubzilla | Your momma’s a contradiction. Don’t dare to impugn me. |
